If heaven spoke

“The question here is not of whether you are drunk or not. The question is…are you drunk enough?”

“Test msg. Plz do not reply”

“The quality of the students has been going down every year…but yours is the worst I have ever seen.”

“Dude.Beer.”
“Dude.Krishna Bar”
“Dude. Happy hours”
“Dude. Tunga buffet”
“Dude… “Fuck off, I’m broke”

“Rush to the audi now..whatshisface company has come and there’s nobody present. Pundir is taking attendance”

“Football in the bbal court at 6.30”

“Susie, if you say another word, I’m going to drop this bottle out of the rickshaw”
“Dude…”
* The agonizing scream of a broken beer bottle. And a very panicked rickshaw driver *

“CR / Acad secy please help”
“Lol”

“Okaaay. Shikha and..?”

“Kuch BIG karma hai yaar”

“I’ll climb into her room through the window. Do you know where the plumbing pipes are?”

“Doooood!! You spilled vodka on the floor”
10 seconds later…
“Hey, you think this will burn?”

“NFS hosted on 10.4.4.3…join up in 5 minutes”

“Hey dude…do you ever sleep? It’s the middle of the day out here”

“Haan, you can take how much ever from his room. The funda is that, you have to replace the bottles tomorrow”

“Knopfler is God. He’s just..he’s just…God, man”

“You brought nothing from Goa?”
“He he he. Lock the door, dude…and get 3 glasses”



And this is probably my last weekend on campus.
Listening to : Brand new day - Sting


Who am I kidding?